My father will hear about this!



SLYTHERIN
{ Hogwarts }

Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Slytherin seeker. If there is anything else you must stick your nose into, just send me an owl.

dam0nalbarn: So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…

dam0nalbarn:

So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…

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(Source: dracoharrys, via )


tymphadoranonks-deactivated2013 asked:
WHO'S THE MUGGLE NOW, BITCH

“Well obviously not you!” Draco snatched his wand from her grasp.


tymphadoranonks-deactivated2013 asked:
FINE. Accio Draco's wand! Bitch. ((WOW I'M SO GOOD AT THIS))

Draco’s wand flew out of his hand and into her outstretched one.

“Hey! You give that back!”


tymphadoranonks-deactivated2013 asked:
((I'M NOT A MUGGLE BY CHOICE BITCH)) *Scoffs* *Pulls out wand and twirls in fingers*

Okay…now cast a spell. Any spell of your choice. 


tymphadoranonks-deactivated2013 asked:
(( I don't know, I've never seen or read them )) Fine. How do I prove myself?

((THEN YOU ARE A MUGGLE BITCH))

Show me your wand. 

((no pick up line intended))


tymphadoranonks-deactivated2013 asked:
WHY YOU LITTLE- Well... Uh, actually, I'd appreciate it if you did kill that spider

Draco pointed his wand at the spider on the wall. “Avada Kedavra.”

“Please don’t tell anyone I did that. Unforgivable curse, you know.”


tymphadoranonks-deactivated2013 asked:
I COULD ASK THE SAME THING. YOU COULD BE A FRAUD

 

“Please.”

Draco raised his wand. “Accio book.” A nearby Hogwarts: A History book landed in his outstretched hand. 

“Is that enough proof for you or shall I also kill that spider on the wall?”